i quit cause its gay(no offence to gays or lesbians )

So today i came on to the topic of why i used to play football or even basketball for that matter and why now i dont play anymore. Well to tell you the truth i found it gay and awkward!
A couple of reasons the couches were 50 year old men calling teenagers "son" like in a phrase " good job son good job" or 6 oclock sweaty change rooms with players half naked slapping each other on the tushy(especially in football plus people were fat so it was even worse) . I just couldn't deal with it anymore so im done with all those sports and i do now is bike. One of my freinds(Justin) he did exactly wat i did he felt it being awkward playing football and quit, now he longboards. But i did hear that many straight people who odore people of the opposite sex, join a sports league such as football and come out of the league being homosexual. Which suggests something is not right in those change rooms and something dirty is going on literly speaking. So how could a sport or maybe, coaches, or players turn someone who is straight into a homosexual? That is a question that i cannot solve but let me tell you this there is more to this then meets the eye. Now im not telling people to quit their sports but merely to think for themselves and if someone now asks if you can help them by pulling their pants up i hope you will say no because I dont want everyone turning gay now. Well now i go to go play golf but remember wat i said and NO GOLF IS NOT GAY!

-john