well my beautiful day started from me waking up at 4:00 in the morning to take one of the biggest shits in my life WOW it felt pretty good although next thing i know i am awake and its 11:00 now i know what your thinking it was probably a dream rite well it was not, my friends i could clearly remember and describe the feeling of poop coming out of my body. It wasn't very dry yet it was wasnt very slushy either it was like the perfect compo between wet and dry. But not only did i clean myself of excrement but i also had my 5 stitches removed which was also a pleasurable feeling. Now the topic of my hat well it started with me being too eneasy going outside with a clean shaven head so the whole day i was covered by my hat. But that isn't wat i wanted to share for some reason i felt people eye ballin me through the streets like i was a criminal but then i thought to myself maybe they just have never seen a china man with a such a fine hat nor sunglasses. (NO MORE STITCHES = BIKING TIME!! )
-John
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